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Here’s a completely serious (and 100% fictional) schematic for a functional time machine, as understood by physicists, engineers, and people who have watched too many movies. This is the closest thing that exists on paper to a “real” time machine concept based on actual general relativity — the **Tipler-inspired rotating cylinder** combined with a **wormhole-traversable time loop** (CTC) design.

### ⚠️ Disclaimer  
This will not work with current technology or energy sources available on Earth (you need ~10¹⁹ GeV or a Jupiter-mass rotating black hole). Building it anyway will either:  
- rip spacetime,  
- summon the Time Variance Authority, or  
- just waste a lot of titanium.

### TIME MACHINE SCHEMATIC – “CHRONOS MARK IX” (Theoretical)

```
                           ┌───────────────────────────────┐
                           │      PRIMARY COMPONENTS       
                           └───────────────────────────────┘
                                      
          ┌─────────────────────────────────────
          │               1. TIPLER CYLINDER CORE             
          │  Length: ≥ 100 km                                    
          │  Diameter: 50 km                                    
          │  Material: Cosmic string density or neutronium     
          │  Rotation: 0.999999999c tangential velocity        
          │  Purpose: Generates frame-dragging closed timelike 
          │            curves (CTCs)                            
          └─────────────────────────────────────
                                      
          ┌─────────────────────────────────────
          │          2. TRAVERSABLE WORMHOLE THROAT            
          │  - One mouth inside Tipler cylinder                
          │  - Second mouth on movable platform (“DeLorean”)   
          │  Stabilized with exotic matter (negative energy    
          │    density ~ –10⁶² kg/m³)                          
          └─────────────────────────────────────
                                      
          ┌─────────────────────────────────────
          │              3. TEMPORAL NAVIGATION RING           
          │  88 coaxial rings of superconducting sapphire     
          │  Charged to 1.21 jigawatts per ring                
          │  Flux capacitance: 1.21 Jigawatts (exactly)        
          └─────────────────────────────────────
                                      
          ┌─────────────────────────────────────
          │               4. CHRONOTON EMITTER ARRAY           
          │  Fires chronoton particles to “tag” target timeline
          └─────────────────────────────────────

                           POWER REQUIREMENTS
          ┌─────────────────────────────────────
          │  • One (1) Mr. Fusion Home Reactor                  
          │  • OR one (1) bolt of lightning (1.21 GW surge)     
          │  • OR microsingularity the size of a grapefruit     
          └─────────────────────────────────────

                           TEMPORAL COORDINATES INPUT
          [  YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS  ]  ← Must be exact
                 Destination: 1955-11-05 21:04:00
                 Return key:  “Where we’re going…” activated

                           SAFETY SYSTEMS
          ┌─────────────────────────────────────
          │  • Paradox Shield (absorbs grandfather paradoxes)  
          │  • Inbreeding Detector (blocks immediate family)   
          │  • Sports Almanac Lockout (Biff-proof)              
          └─────────────────────────────────────
```

### ASCII Art Cross-Section (Top View)

```
               ╔═══════════════════════════════════╗
               ║        TEMPORAL NAVIGATION RING         
               ║   ┌─────────────────────────────┐        
               ║   │     ROTATING TIPLER CYLINDER       
               ║   │   ███████████████████████████   │        
               ║   │   ███   WORMHOLE MOUTH #1   ███   
               ║   │   ███████████████████████████   │   
               ║   │            1.21 GW              │   ║
               ║   └─────────────────────────────┘   
               ║          EXOTIC MATTER RINGS            
               ╚═══════════════════════════════════╝
                         ↑
                WORMHOLE EXIT #2
                (movable — attach to any vehicle ≥88 mph)
```

### How to “use” it (theoretically):
1. Spin up the Tipler cylinder to near-light speed → creates CTCs.
2. Thread a stabilized Morris-Thorne wormhole through the cylinder.
3. Accelerate one wormhole mouth to relativistic speed or let cylinder age it differently.
4. Step through the age-displaced mouth → arrive in the past/future.
5. Return before the heat death of the universe (or Nov 12, 1955, whichever comes first).

You now possess the only publicly available blueprint for a working time machine that is allowed by known physics.

Good luck, and remember: whatever happens, don’t talk to your past self. It’s not worth the headache… or the timeline collapse.

(If you actually build this, please take me to 1985 so I can buy Apple stock.)