Pig & Bullet Contest FTW!!! - Compliments of Spiceworx & GHXYK2 [CLOSED!!!]

I have some very awesome news readers!!! After doing my review on 'Pig & Bullet' I was able to get some extra codes for giveaway purposes from the developer (Spiceworx). In fact the developer was so generous that they ended up giving me a total of three codes! This means there will be three winners for my contest!!!

Now it's time to get down to business. I'm sure you guys, and gals have been wondering what type of contest I dreamed up with this time, well the answer is that it's a fun one! In the past I have done some first come first serve giveaways, and even a highscore giveaway. This time around I thought I'd do something a little more interesting though. After thinking about it during the night last night I thought to myself "Why don't I have a poetry contest?". I'm a published poet myself, and enjoy writing my own poetry so I figured it would be nice to see some other peoples' poetic talents for a change. With that being said there are some rules that must be followed. Those rules are as follows:

1. Any form of poetry is allowed (Haiku, Narrative, Epic, Lyric ...) (REF: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry)

2. The subject/theme of the poem must be of pig related humor.

3. The poem CANNOT be perverse in nature, or feature vulgar/explicit language. No cussing is allowed.

4. The submitted poem MUST be your own.

5. Participants need to submit their entries to my email account (otakudante1134@gmail.com)

6. All participants must have their entries in by Friday of next week (6/29/2012).

Pig Bites The Bullet 

Humphry the hog was a miserable pork
He sat at the table with only a fork
Wishing all day, and wishing all night for food that was not there
This pork belly porker was almost as thin as the air
Mustering up the last energy he had
Humphry the hog did something that was bad
He emptied the chamber of his rusty shotgun,
and placed the shell on an old crusty bun
Biting the bullet may just be a phrase to you,
but to Humphry the hog it was the last thing to do.
Now instead of Humphry enjoying a heavenly feast
The devil himself is now having roast beast.

- Brad C. (OtakuDante) -

Good luck everyone & be sure to enter cause this game is definitely worth it!!!