The Injustice Lobo & Season Pass Farce

Okay. Prepare yourselves for some insane profanity pertaining to NetherRealm Studio's DLC fiasco. If Lobo were in my place I think he'd agree with what I'm about to say ...

This morning I woke up excited that Lobo, my favorite DC character of all time was going to be released as a new addition to Injustice's pathetic roster of spam fuckers. I loaded the disc in the Xbox 360 with anticipation of the justified havoc I was going to wreak upon unsuspecting online turds. When I arrived at the XBL add-on menu I noticed that there were some new skins available, and thought to myself, "Damn! This day could not get any better!". Since I bought the season pass I figured they'd include the skins like they did with MK9's season pass, but HELL NO!. Of course I'm jumping ahead of myself in mentioning that, so back to the Lobo discussion. I downloaded Lobo via the in-game menu, thinking that I may be charged for the DLC content if I didn't do it that way. Oddly enough I noticed during my downloading of Lobo that the skins were still listed for 240 msp each. I'm thinking "WTF!?". I then go about my merry fucking business continuing to watch Lobo download onto my console with the thought of "NetherRealm Studios just reamed me a new one, didn't they?" in the back of my mind.

I couldn't have been more right. After Lobo was downloaded I went directly to the training menu to get familiar with this pale faced bojo badass. I tried out all the specials, and combos and really liked what I was seeing. Not only did Lobo have some badass specials (shotgun & chain), but he had a quick dash roll that could get you in close to any spam fucking motherfucker with ease. I was definitely pleased with Lobo. After training with him for about 30 minutes I decided to take my Lobo knowledge, and test it out in some ranked online matches. What I found out during these online bouts was likely the biggest letdown NetherRealm Studios had dropped yet. It seems that the brilliant dumbasses who released this DLC made it so that the opposing online player has to have the same Lobo DLC in order for you to be able to use him. WTF NetherRealm Studios!? First you ream us with your motherfucking skin season pass DLC exclusion then you fuck us over with a DLC character that is only partially usable online. WTF!? Okay, so at this point I'm beyond pissed. I have found out that the season pass is a load of horse shit, and that the Lobo DLC is a fucking tease.

All I can say folks is complain to NetherRealm Studios about the "Injustice" they have delivered unto their fanbase. The season pass is a fucking rip off since it doesn't contain the latest skins as well as the character DLC, and Lobo is only available part of the time online. I remember buying the DLC for Mortal Kombat (MK9), and it fucking had all of the DLC characters, and skins included for the same exact price I paid for Injustice's season pass. NetherRealm Studios needs to be reported to the BBB (Better Business Bureau), I kid you not. Money grubbing bastards!

That's all I've gotta say on the issue. I'm pissed to the point my ears are ringing from my high blood pressure. I'm fucking sick, and tired of these developer motherfuckers releasing half-assed games with DLC that should be included from the beginning. Fuck that shit!!!

Sincerely,
Brad (OtakuDante)