The "Git Gud" Proposition

I get it, I really do. You guys want me to "Git Gud", and stop being salty. Unfortunately we all have our wants. In my case I wish you guys would accept the fact that not everyone wants to "Git Gud". Some gamers simply want to enjoy a game they paid for on a more casual level without being harassed by trolls, and cheaters. With that having been said though I think I might have a way to satiate both of our deep desires. You want me to "Git Gud", and stop being salty, but how bad do you really want it? I am willing to "Git Gud", and stop being salty, but it's gonna cost you due to my own sacrifice of personal opinions. Opinions which are very near, and dear to me ...

Looking at all possibilities regarding a solution nothing stood out to me more than Amazon's wishlist as we both are wishing the other would STFU. My proposal in regards to Amazon's wishlist (particularly my own) is that you pay to silence the voice of reason (my voice) by buying me things off of my wishlist. Depending on the price you are willing to pay I will set aside an appropriate amount of my time to "Git Gud" at a fighting game, or other game that I've b*tched about on my Youtube channel, and Twitter timeline. The more you are willing to spend on me the more time I'll be willing to dedicate to "Git Gud", and STFU. As a bonus I'll throw in an equal amount of time not being salty. Again, it all boils down to how bad you wish to silence the messenger that is me.

Put your money where your mouth is, and I will "Git Gud", and not be salty as I do so. Of course you'll want proof, and you'll find that as you continue watching my Youtube videos, and Twitter timeline if you continue to pay up. The following price/time list will give you an idea of how much time I'm willing to commit per bought item's pricing. That being said I will stack the time if multiple items are bought. As proof that I received the item/s I'll upload an unboxing video on my Youtube channel, and disclose the amount of time I will be spending "Gitting Gud" in regard to the items value. I highly suggest you stay tuned to the channel so that you don't stack on someone else's efforts for me to "Git Gud", and not be salty.

Git Gud Price Calculator ...

$5 - $10 = One Day's worth of Gitting Gud

$25 - $50 = One Week's worth of Gitting Gud

$100 - $200 = One Month's worth of Gitting Gud

$500 - $1,000 = One Year's worth of Gitting Gud

The Wishlist - https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/?ie=UTF8&cid=A21QUON4LF6U2M

Well, that's about it. Do as you see fit. The dude abides.

- Brad Carver (OtakuDante)