Thursday, September 17, 2020

Moero Crystal H (REVIEW)

If adult anime humor is your thing, and you don't mind a wee bit of perversion then this definitive port of "Moero Crystal H" might be right up your alley. The game itself is centered around a fantasy world created by a certain Goddess of Creation. This Goddess created both humans, and monster girls to coexist in perfect harmony in their respective parts of the world. The land, and sky respectively. She also created the Panties of Light as well as the Bra of Darkness to keep them in check. Basically, two relics that keep the world, and it's inhabitants from being destroyed. Unfortunately for a traveling dude named Zenox, and the Guardian of the Panties and Bra (Luanna) a mysterious thief known as Dark Ottonias stole away the Bra of Darkness with the intent of doing some dirty things with it. Namely putting poor monster girls under a human hating spell. A spell that can only be undone in the most lewd of acts. That act being the destruction of certain clothing articles. It is through these awkward encounters, and the goal of stopping the end of the world that Zenox, Luanna, their panty thieving pal Otton, and the monster girls they recruit along the way will find the Bra thief, and whomever else that might be hiding in the shadows as well.

Monday, September 14, 2020

Minoria (REVIEW)

Warrior nuns, a holy kingdom under attack by witches, and a princess in peril. These are the things that make up Bombservice's spiritual successor to Momodora. With new visuals, a new story, new mechanics, and a fresh take on the metroidvania experience Minoria aims to lure those accustom to the developer's previous offerings as well as those new to it. Taking place in the kingdom of Ramezia a war waged between witches, and warrior nuns is in order. Started by the kidnapping of Princess Amelia this inquisition is one of penance and persecution. As Sister Semilla, and her companion Anna Fran you must make your way into harms way as you face the threat of witchcraft, and witches who are hellbent on using the princess in their diabolical ritual. Do you have what it takes to best a coven of evil???

Saturday, September 12, 2020

Pre-Order for Limited Edition Kholat (Nintendo Switch) is Available!!! - 3,800

For those of you unaware the previously released Kholat for PS4, and XB1 has made it's way onto the Nintendo Switch eShop. That, and a physical limited edition box set. This limited edition is limited to 3,800 copies only making it a worthwhile buy for diehard video game collectors. For those of you curious about the game's premise it is a supernatural tale based on the 1959 disappearance of a group of Russian hikers that went hiking into the Ural mountains. It's first person in nature with horror elements, and the usual clues and clippings strewn about for context sake. If you are a fan of this genre of games the limited physical edition by Red Art Games will set you back $30. Of course there's also the digital version at a much more affordable pricing as well that can be bought for playing on your Switch. 

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Party Hard 2 (REVIEW)

Sadistically satisfying is this stealth serial killer simulator. Teeming with many taboos including that of wanton murder, prostitution, and drug dealing 'Party Hard 2" once again puts you in the shoes of a serial killer insomniac known as the Party Hard Killer whose sleep is interrupted by obnoxious party goers. Going postal through pixelated perfection this serial killer that you control must utilize the environmental hazards around him, collected items found along the way, weapons on hand, preternatural abilities, and stealth to do the dirty deeds per checklist while avoiding an untimely death, and apprehension via the local police. Objectives are the key to completing each area themed episode, and unlocking the other protagonists as well as the underlying story at hand. Needless to say there are plenty of Easter eggs hidden among the rogue-like replays, and finding different ways to deal the death blow without being noticed in a timely fashion is where the true fun is to be had. If ever there was a 1,000 ways to die video game this would be it. That is if you consider the endless variety of deaths of the unsuspecting targets, and innocents who happen to cross your path to progress.